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Diner Lingo

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Diner Lingo

The origin of the lingo is unknown, but there is evidence suggesting it may have been used by waiters as early as the 1870s and 1880s. Many of the terms used are lighthearted and tongue-in-cheek and some are a bit racy or ribald, but are helpful mnemonic devices for short-order cooks and staff.

Adam & Eve on a raft: two poached eggs on toast
Burn the British: toasted English muffin
Check the ice: look at the pretty girl who just came in

The origin of the lingo is unknown, but there is evidence suggesting it may have been used by waiters as early as the 1870s and 1880s. Many of the terms used are lighthearted and tongue-in-cheek and some are a bit racy or ribald, but are helpful mnemonic devices for short-order cooks and staff.

The origin of the lingo is unknown, but there is evidence suggesting it may have been used by waiters as early as the 1870s and 1880s. Many of the terms used are lighthearted and tongue-in-cheek and some are a bit racy or ribald, but are helpful mnemonic devices for short-order cooks and staff.

Adam & Eve on a raft: two poached eggs on toast
Burn the British: toasted English muffin
Check the ice: look at the pretty girl who just came in

The origin of the lingo is unknown, but there is evidence suggesting it may have been used by waiters as early as the 1870s and 1880s. Many of the terms used are lighthearted and tongue-in-cheek and some are a bit racy or ribald, but are helpful mnemonic devices for short-order cooks and staff.

A - B - C

A

Adam & Eve on a raft: two poached eggs on toast
Adam & Eve on a raft & wreck them: two scrambled eggs on toast
Adam's Ale: water
All hot: baked potato

B

Baby: Glass of milk
Black and white: chocolate soda with vanilla ice cream
A blonde with sand: coffee with cream and sugar
Blowout patches: pancakes
Blue-plate special: a dish of meat, potato, and vegetable served on a plate (usually blue) sectioned in three parts. This can also refer to the daily special.
Bow-wow-Bun pup-Tube steak-Groundhog: a hot dog
Bowl of red: a bowl of chili con carne, so called for its deep red color.
Breath: onion
Bronx vanilla-Halitosis-Italian Garlic: garlic
Bubble Dancer: dishwasher
Bucket of cold mud: a bowl of chocolate ice cream
Bullets-Whistleberries-Saturday night: Baked beans, so called because of the supposed flatulence they cause.
Burn one: put a hamburger on the grill
Burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it: hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion
Burn the British: toasted English muffin

C

Cackle fruit/Cackleberries: eggs
Check the ice: look at the pretty girl who just came in
Chewed with Fine Breath: hamburger with onions
Chopper: a table knife
Cow feed: a salad
Cow paste/Skid Grease/Axle grease: butter
Cowboy Western: a western omelette or sandwich
Crowd: three of anything (possibly from the saying "Two's company, three's a crowd")
Cup ‘o joe: a cup of coffee.

D - E - F

D

Deadeye: poached egg
Dough well done with cow to cover: bread and butter
Dog soup: water
Drag it through the garden: a hamburger, hotdog, sandwich or similar with all condiments on it.
Draw one/A cup of mud: a cup of coffee
Draw one in the Dark/Flowing Mississippi: a black coffee
Dry: a hamburger, hotdog, sandwich or similar without butter, mayonnaise or other dressing.
Dusty Miller: chocolate pudding, sprinkled with powdered malt

E
Eighty-six: "Do not sell to that customer" or "The kitchen is out of the item ordered". "To remove an item from an order or from the menu".
Eve with a lid on: apple pie, referring to the biblical Eve's tempting of Adam with an apple. The "lid" is the pie crust
Eve with a moldy lid: apple pie with a slice of cheese

F
Fifty-five: a glass of root beer
Flop two: two fried eggs, over easy
Flop two, over easy: fried egg flipped over (carefully!) and the yolk is still very runny. That means the other side is cooked for a few seconds
Flop two, over medium: turning over a fried egg and the yolk begins to solidify
Flop two, over hard: fried egg, flipped and cooked until the yolk is solid all the way through
Foreign Entanglements: plate of spaghetti
Frog sticks: french fries
Fry two/Let the sun shine: 2 fried eggs with unbroken yolks

G - H - I

G

GAC: Grilled American cheese sandwich. This was also called "jack" (from the pronunciation of "GAC")
Gallery: booth
Gravel train: sugar bowl

H
Hail: ice
Heart Attack on Rack: biscuits and gravy
Hemorrhage: tomato ketchup
Hen Fruit: Eggs, typically boiled
High and dry: a plain sandwich without butter, mayonnaise, or lettuce
Hockey puck: a hamburger, well done
Hold the hail: no ice
Honeymoon salad: lettuce alone
Hot top: hot chocolate
Hounds on an Island: franks and beans
Houseboat/Dagwood Special: a banana split made with ice cream and sliced bananas
Hug one/Squeeze one: a glass of orange juice

I
In the alley: served as a side dish
In the weeds: a waitress/cook that can't keep up with the tables.

J - K - L

J

Java/Joe: coffee

K
Keep off the grass: no lettuce

L
Let it walk/Go for a walk/On wheels/Give it shoes: an order to go, a takeaway order
Lighthouse: bottle of ketchup
Love Apples: tomatoes
LTO: lettuce, tomato, onion
Lumber: A toothpick

M - N - O

M

Machine Oil: syrup
Magoo: custard pie
Marry: bring items together for cleaning up, i.e. marry the salt and pepper.
Mayo: mayonnaise
Mike and Ike/The twins: salt and pepper shakers
Mississippi Mud/Yellow paint: mustard
Moo juice/Cow juice/Baby juice/Sweet Alice: milk
Mother and child reunion: chicken and egg sandwich[1]
A Murphy: a potato

N
No cow: without milk
Noah's boy: a slice of ham (Ham was Noah's second son)
Noah's boy on bread: a ham sandwich
Noah's boy with Murphy carrying a wreath: ham and potatoes with cabbage

O
On a Rail: fast, as in "Fries, on a rail!"
On the fly: as soon as possible
One on the City: a glass of water

P - Q - R

P

Paint it red: put ketchup on an item
Pair of drawers: two cups of coffee
Peel it off the wall: add a leaf of lettuce
Pin a rose on it: add onion to an order
Pittsburgh: something burning, toasted or charred
Put a hat on it: add ice cream
Put out the lights and cry: an order of liver and onions

Q

R
Rabbit food: lettuce
Radio Sandwich: tuna fish sandwich
Raft: toast
Run it through the Garden: any sandwich, usually a hamburger, with Lettuce, Tomato and Onion added

S - T - U - V

S

Sea dust: Salt
Schmeer: cream cheese, usually on a bagel.
Shake one in the hay: strawberry milkshake
Shingle with a shimmy and a shake: buttered toast with jam or jelly
Shoot from the south/Atlanta special: Coca-Cola, probably a reference to the fact that the headquarters of Coca-Cola is in Atlanta, Georgia.
Smear: margarine or butter
Soup jockey: waitress
Splash of red noise: a bowl of tomato soup
A spot with a twist: a cup of tea with lemon
Stack/Short stack: order of pancakes
A stack of Vermont: pancakes with maple syrup
Sun kiss/Oh jay (O.J.): orange juice
Sunny-side up: the eggs are fried without flipping them, so the yolk looks just like a sun on white background

T
The works: a hamburger, hotdog, sandwich or similar with all condiments on it.
Throw it in the mud: add chocolate syrup
Two cows, make them cry: Two hamburgers with onions

U

V
Vermont: maple syrup

W - X - Y - Z

W
Walk a cow through the garden: Hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion
Walking In: A new order just arriving in the kitchen.
Wax: American cheese
Whiskey: rye bread
Whiskey down: rye toast
White Cow: vanilla milkshake
Wreath: cabbage
Wreck ‘em: scrambled eggs

X

Y
Yum Yum/Sand: sugar

Z
Zeppelin: sausage

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